To Beef or not to beef
by Lucysmom ‚³‚ñ
| Ray trusted Fraser. He would follow him any where. Fraser sometimes took advantage of that fact. Why else would Ray be here? Stuck in this really cold freezer with all the dead cows hanging from the hooks. Between shivers, Ray said with teeth chattering: "Tell me, again Fraser, why are we here?" Fraser looked up from the moose he was carving out of a block of ice. He looked at Ray. He had his Trust me, I'm the Mountie Look on his face. "Well, Ray a colleague of mine, Shirochan in Japan, contacted me about a psychological experiment she was interested in and I decided to help her test her theory." :So we are stuck in a meat locker to prove, what exactly?" "Well since you are well and truly cold now, I am going to offer you two opportunities to get warm. You can either wrap yourself in a dead cow carcass or we can cuddle, er I mean huddle together naked of course to preserve body heat. " "Awww, Fraser, what kind of a choice is that?" Ray said as he launched himself at Fraser. "Fraser replied: "I take it that you have no desire to wrap yourself in a dead cow carcass?" Ray, tearing frantically at Fraser's clothing,: replied : "The only thing I want to wrap myself in is you, you crazy Mountie." Happy Birthday, Shirochan. Lucysmom and Lucy who thinks Ray made the wrong choice. |